I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
(Source: punsatisfying, via flashlightdream)
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via katebeckettcastle)
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
Hahahhaha oh Emily
(Source: dextrgrif, via danceyour-lifeaway)
phoebe is me and Emily is ross. L I T E R A L L Y.